Want to Diminish Wrinkles, Use Human Sperm

Tuesday, 30 Jun 2009

SpermApparently, there is a substance out there called spermine (yes, discovered in human sperm) that is said to be a powerful anti-oxidant used to diminish the appearance of lines and wrinkles by smoothing the skin.

A Norwegian company called get this, Bioforskning is synthesizing the substance in laboratories and selling it.

Spas such as Townhouse Spa and Graceful Services in New York are offering sperm-based facials.

Now I ask you this, would you pay $250 for a sperm-based facial?

Reader's Comments

  1. all that you touch
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    and all you create
    and all you destroy
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  2. [...] recently wrote a post about using sperm to reduce the appearance of wrinkles. If that’s not a solution that will work for you, how about eating marshmallows made out of [...]

  3. I thought I saw that on a Nip Tuck episode once.
    Bet there might be a market for the real stuff.
    What do you think?

  4. I am going to send this to twitter user
    She recently wrote a post about having skin problems
    at dorms on campus. Wonder if they are co-ed.
    Guys better lock there doors if they want to help her

    Kirk Nickey

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