Want to Diminish Wrinkles, Use Human Sperm

Apparently, there is a substance out there called spermine (yes, discovered in human sperm) that is said to be a powerful anti-oxidant used to diminish the appearance of lines and wrinkles by smoothing the skin.

A Norwegian company called get this, Bioforskning is synthesizing the substance in laboratories and selling it.

Spas such as Townhouse Spa and Graceful Services in New York are offering sperm-based facials.

Now I ask you this, would you pay $250 for a sperm-based facial?

Reader's Comments

1. 

   all that you touch
   all that you feel
   all that you slough beg borrow or steal
   and all you create
   and all you destroy
   and everything is
   touched by he moon
2. neal on 02 Jul 2009 10:11 pm
3. 

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5. 

   I thought I saw that on a Nip Tuck episode once.
   Bet there might be a market for the real stuff.
   What do you think?
6. Kirk Nickey on 11 Nov 2009 12:36 am
7. 

   I am going to send this to twitter user
   cherrybocks
   She recently wrote a post about having skin problems
   at dorms on campus. Wonder if they are co-ed.
   Guys better lock there doors if they want to help her
   out.

   Kirk Nickey
8. Kirk Nickey on 11 Nov 2009 11:59 pm