Breast Wallet: Yet Another Place to Stash Your Cash
Not sure if I have ever actually seen a woman pull money out of her bra to pay for something. But for some strange reason, I can picture the act quite clearly. And for another strange reason, it is always a heavy set woman that I picture. Talk about things that make you go hmmm.
Well, The Racktrapâ„¢ (gotta love the name) is a small, flat wallet that holds your money, license and credit cards perfectly inside your bra regardless of your cup size. This seems like a perfectly logical invention (especially for someone like me who hates to carry a purse out at night), except for the fact that you are still pulling money out of your bosom. I can only imagine…”hold on sir while I pull my credit card out of my bra.” Lovely. [thefrisky]
I think my favorite part are the instructions on the website on how to use the product:
- Locate your breasts. Are you a righty or a lefty? Decide what breast is most easily accessible.
- Place your essentials (cash, credit cards, drivers license etc.) in The Racktrapâ„¢.
- Insert The Racktrapâ„¢ in your bra between the cup and your breast (see #1) at the top of your cup.
- Make sure the opening of The Racktrapâ„¢ is lined up with the edge of your bra.
- Pull your shirt tight to make sure there are no lines.
- Use your free hands for good and not evil.
- Repeat again tomorrow.
The four-pack is $19.95 and includes White Lace, Black Lace, Nude Lace plus a water-resistant sport version for the woman who loves to work out!
old ladies have been stashing their money in their bras forever-
My mom has always kept money in her bra. And she is “heavy set” as you put it.
i love it when women put something bulky like a cell phone and a thick change purse in the bra cup and then wear a tight fitting jersey. and everything shows through. just plain nasty and tacky. but i love the look. fred
just out of habit i carry my cash that way. i did go to las vegas and won a sum of money. fred would have liked me that week. linda
Actually, I think this is a really cool idea. I’m a petite, but busty, girl, and I go to concerts & other public events frequently, sometimes not in the best parts of town. It’s not practical (or safe) to bring a purse into a concert venue, but I still need my ID & my cash. So, where does it go? Certainly not my pocket: it can fall out, or I can be very easily pick-pocketed. You guessed it, in my bra. I don’t cram a cell phone in there too, but my essentials, they stay nestled in the cup, which always makes for awkward lines from my driver’s license. This wallet fixes that, which I love!
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This would actually be quite useful for going to rock concerts. Don’t want to carry a purse, worry about pockets in some of those crazy crowds. According to the website, they even have a “sports” edition, which is sweat-proof and closes with velcro. Fashionable? No. But it sounds like a good secure way to stash an id and some cash for a concert.
I have large breast to (DDD), and have been looking for a purse just for that, i put my cellphone keys and debit card in my bra, and you cant see a thing(debit goes in my cup, and the rest between-under a boob), i am not super thin, but not heavy set either, i have never lost anything there, but you do have to have good bras, mine has 4 clasp in the back, and a wider band.