Not sure if I have ever actually seen a woman pull money out of her bra to pay for something. But for some strange reason, I can picture the act quite clearly. And for another strange reason, it is always a heavy set woman that I picture. Talk about things that make you go hmmm.
Well, The Racktrapâ„¢ (gotta love the name) is a small, flat wallet that holds your money, license and credit cards perfectly inside your bra regardless of your cup size. This seems like a perfectly logical invention (especially for someone like me who hates to carry a purse out at night), except for the fact that you are still pulling money out of your bosom. I can only imagine…”hold on sir while I pull my credit card out of my bra.” Lovely. [thefrisky]
I think my favorite part are the instructions on the website on how to use the product:
- Locate your breasts. Are you a righty or a lefty? Decide what breast is most easily accessible.
- Place your essentials (cash, credit cards, drivers license etc.) in The Racktrapâ„¢.
- Insert The Racktrapâ„¢ in your bra between the cup and your breast (see #1) at the top of your cup.
- Make sure the opening of The Racktrapâ„¢ is lined up with the edge of your bra.
- Pull your shirt tight to make sure there are no lines.
- Use your free hands for good and not evil.
- Repeat again tomorrow.