Lauren Bernat - The Wii Fit Girl » money in bra http://laurenbernat.com The Wii Fit Girl Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:38:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Breast Wallet: Yet Another Place to Stash Your Cash http://laurenbernat.com/2009/06/a-tiny-wallet-for-your-bra/ http://laurenbernat.com/2009/06/a-tiny-wallet-for-your-bra/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:03:21 +0000 Lauren Bernat http://laurenbernat.com/?p=808 The RacktrapNot sure if I have ever actually seen a woman pull money out of her bra to pay for something. But for some strange reason, I can picture the act quite clearly. And for another strange reason, it is always a heavy set woman that I picture. Talk about things that make you go hmmm.

Well, The Racktrapâ„¢ (gotta love the name) is a small, flat wallet that holds your money, license and credit cards perfectly inside your bra regardless of your cup size. This seems like a perfectly logical invention (especially for someone like me who hates to carry a purse out at night), except for the fact that you are still pulling money out of your bosom. I can only imagine…”hold on sir while I pull my credit card out of my bra.” Lovely. [thefrisky]

I think my favorite part are the instructions on the website on how to use the product:

  1. Locate your breasts. Are you a righty or a lefty? Decide what breast is most easily accessible.
  2. Place your essentials (cash, credit cards, drivers license etc.) in The Racktrapâ„¢.
  3. Insert The Racktrapâ„¢ in your bra between the cup and your breast (see #1) at the top of your cup.
  4. Make sure the opening of The Racktrapâ„¢ is lined up with the edge of your bra.
  5. Pull your shirt tight to make sure there are no lines.
  6. Use your free hands for good and not evil.
  7. Repeat again tomorrow.
The Racktrap 4 Pack

The four-pack is $19.95 and includes White Lace, Black Lace, Nude Lace plus a water-resistant sport version for the woman who loves to work out!

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